Legendary Food Roulette, burrito style.

Or, how I learned to stop fighting and love misunderstanding. Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to read is true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Upon entering the drive-thru of a well-known fast food establishment, I approach the speaker box with hungry naiveté. After giving me the appropriate […]

The Harvesters Come

It always happened on a Tuesday. Ever since he was young, which did not seem that long ago, Bud knew that he would meet his fate on a Tuesday. All of his ancestors came to their demise on a Tuesday, all of his friends and their ancestors came to their end on a Tuesday. In […]