On being a disappointing god.

Is that you, God? There comes a time in every person’s life where they will feel alone. This is natural and to be expected. This aloneness is one of the many things that binds and separates all of us; we will experience it and yet will react differently, sometimes vastly so. We can relate to one […]

Legendary Food Roulette, burrito style.

Or, how I learned to stop fighting and love misunderstanding. Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to read is true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Upon entering the drive-thru of a well-known fast food establishment, I approach the speaker box with hungry naivetĂ©. After giving me the appropriate […]